Dear Love,

don't be so complicated. You're not the happy feeling ev'rybody's talking about - you're horrible. You're full of pain, and full of selfishness, jealousy. Lies, broken promises, broken trust.
So, dear love, I please you: don't be so complicated and don't let us be mean to each other, lie to each other, feel pain because of other ones. Dear love, you are the worst feeling anyone can have. You are not simple. If anyone's telling you "I love you" - maybe they do, maybe not. Truth is, they don't even know themselves. So don't expect too much. Just keep up living life the way you did waiting for "true love".